Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch53 - Ge, you smell really sweet

Edited by Divetus

It wasn't like Lu Hang hadn't seen Xiang Huaizhi's face red before; who wasn't red and sweating like a pig after a game of basketball.

But with the way he was now, pink all the way up to his ears, he'd never seen him like this before.

He considered this for a long time as he held his milk teas, and asked provocatively, "You weren't watching porn just now, were you?"

Xiang Huaizhi was too lazy to even twitch. "Scram."

Lu Hang laughed and said, "Just kidding ah, have you helped solve Xiao Jingjing's problem?"

"En."

"How did you solve it?"

"Killed."

"Killed..." Lu Hang sat at his computer desk and was stunned when he heard. "Kill, killed?! Who did you kill?"

After drinking half a cup of water, Xiang Huaizhi refilled it again. "Wheat's Number One Fan."

Lu Hang was completely shocked.

Originally, Xiang Huaizhi cutting class for Xiao Tianjing had already surprised him, but he had actually killed people for her?

He and Xiang Huaizhi had played games together for so many years, and he has only ever seen Xiang Huaizhi kill two people.

One was Immortal Mengmeng, and the other was now Wheat's Number One Fan.

And both of them were killed for Xiao Tianjing.

Lu Hang's expression was complicated. After a while, he suddenly realized. "Xiangxiang, so you really... you really like Xiao Jingjing that much, huh?"

The case was solved.

The reason why his bosom roommate had never dated in all these long years had at last been found.

To be honest, girls like Xiao Tianjing were on the verge of extinction these days. Nowadays, girls were fiercer than boys, and their true inner thoughts were especially elusive. Someone so sweet and charming, who also liked to be coy... the only person like that around Lu Hang was Xiao Tianjing.

His bosom roommate's taste was really special.

Xiang Huaizhi looked at him in an even way. "You're that bored?"

"Not bored, not bored." Lu Hang wisely shut up. "I'll finish running the last quest now. First thing in the morning tomorrow, we'll go fuck up the God of War!"

Xiang Huaizhi ignored him and went back to his computer.

The little fox fairy was still in his team. The two of their figures overlapped, unusually intimate.

The calmness on Xiang Huaizhi's face slipped a bit, and he could feel a headache brewing.

Why did he just say that?

Xiang Huaizhi didn't know what his own brain was thinking at the moment he called Jing Huan that.

He's already this old, but he'd never called someone so intimately before, and the person was even another man.

In the evening, Lu Hang finally finished the God of War quests and returned to the instance team.

"These quests really aren't meant for people to do," Lu Hang complained in the team. "I'm about to vomit from running around so much, and every level's quest I have to run into at least ten NPCs... I hope the GM is watching and gives me a good attribute. I really don't want to do this a second time. "