Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch68 - You have obtained the title of "Yearning For's Wife."

Edited by Divetus

Jing Huan sat on the bench beside the basketball court and almost got hit by a basketball.

Fortunately, Gao Zixiang's speed was quick and he stepped forward to intercept the ball. Then, he turned to Lu Wenhao and said, "Be careful. I'll be the only one living in the dormitory if you really hit him."

Lu Wenhao was panting but managed to say, "Don't worry, even if I was killed by Huanhuan and turned into a ghost, I would remember the way back to the dorms."

Jing Huan came back to attention, and his face was calm. "Today is a very good day, don't keep talking on and on about ghosts and gods."

"A very good day?" Gao Zixiang thought about it for a long time with furrowed brows. He made sure that today wasn't some holiday before he asked, "Why today?"

"On October 17 of the lunar calendar, no ground should be broken, and marriage is advisable." Jing Huan finished, got up from the bench and clapped the dust off of his palms. "I'm going back."

"Don't ah, I still want to have a basketball match with the guys next door." Gao Zixiang hurriedly called out to him. "Go back after the match, there's no homework to do today anyway."

Jing Huan shook his head. "Have things to do."

Lu Wenhao was already used to it. "What, hurrying back again to watch the game?"

Jing Huan frowned and answered honestly, "Not today."

If I said it, you might not believe it.

Daddy is rushing back to get married.

On the way home, Jing Huan couldn't help but think about what had happened last night.

When Yearning For asked him when he wanted to get married, he was solidly speechless for the next ten seconds.

Then... Yearning For directly dragged him to Old Moon Temple.

When he saw the line "Are you willing to become husband and wife with Yearning For?" appear in the game, he almost knocked his glass of water over.

He clicked "Not Willing."

Are you joking? He had chased after him for several months, not leaving himself any face, in order to make Yearning For lose face and confine himself to becoming a hermit for the rest of his life.

I finally managed to coax you into my hands and you want me to marry you at five in the morning?

There are no guests here at all, are we just getting married with the air as the witness, huh?!

So he said politely, that since this was his first time getting married in-game, he didn't want to do so in such a cursory way, making his tone sound as wronged as necessary.

After listening, Yearning For was silent for a moment and then simply said that he understood.

As he thought about it again right now, Jing Huan still didn't think the whole thing was actually real.

Last night, he had just casually said that sentence, not actually wanting to get married.

But Yearning For had actually agreed.

How come Yearning For had just agreed like that!

... Why did Yearning For agree?!

No matter how Jing Huan thought it through, he couldn't figure it out.

It couldn't be that he had said something last night that had greatly moved that slag man's heart???

After a long time, he still hadn't reached any conclusions, so Jing Huan resolutely gave up and took out his cellphone to send some messages.