Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch38 - I'm going to print out the picture and paste it on my bed's headboard.

Jing Huan sat in front of the computer, then anxiously clicked on the voice message that he had sent out again and listened to it once more.

If one were to listen carefully, they would be able to tell that this girl's voice sounded somewhat blurred and smothered — he had recorded it with his voice changer first before playing it on his computer to send it out on WeChat.

Did it sound a little fake? Or should he just forget the mua~~ ba?

Jing Huan hesitated for half a day before deciding to withdraw the voice message. However, he had already sent the message over 2 minutes ago, so even the withdraw button had disappeared.

His confidence was dropping. He again clicked on the picture of his thighs that had been p-ed.

Jing Huan liked playing basketball, so his thighs were a bit muscular. In any case, they didn't look like girl's thighs from any angle. For the sake of taking this photo, he had pulled his swimming trunks all the way up to his inner thighs. Fortunately, he barely had any hair on his legs, so as long as he p-ed his thighs to look a little slimmer, it would be decent.

He thought about it, then sent a copy to Lu Wenhao.

Lu Wenhao: ?

Lu Wenhao: ???

Lu Wenhao: Fuck, I already have a wife, why did you send me porn? Am I someone who would look at this kind of photo?

Lu Wenhao: Whose legs are those? From our school? Send me her WeChat, I'll just take a look at her Moments and do nothing else.

Jing Huan, "..."

Looks like his photoshop skills were okay.

His phone vibrated, and the person who had gone missing for an entire day finally responded.

Xiang: ...

Xiang: Don't send this sort of photo so recklessly in the future.

Jing Huan sneered. That bit of nervousness and shame of his just now immediately grew wings and flew away without a trace.

Replying within seconds right after seeing a photo of bare legs, why are you still acting like a gentleman in front of me?

Xiao Jing ya: T.T I didn't send it recklessly! I only sent it to Gege!

Xiang Huaizhi was sitting in a barbeque shop, and the photo of Xiao Tianjing's thighs was still at the top of their conversation. To avoid letting other people see it, he had to cover his phone with his hand even when he was just sending messages.

It was like he was a thief.

So he raised his hand and deleted the photo from their chat records without hesitation before continuing to type.

Xiang: Lost my phone today, just got it back.

Jing Huan called bullshit on that in disgust.

Slag men do have a ton of excuses.

Xiao Jing ya: So that's why. You scared me to death, I thought Gege was ignoring me [hugs self and cries]

Xiao Jing ya: Gege went hiking today?

Xiang: No, tomorrow.

Xiao Jing ya: Oh oh, then Gege has to pay attention to safety.

Xiao Jing ya: [kiss][lips]

Xiang Huaizhi looked at the big red lip expression, and for some reason, he recalled the voice message from just now.

He didn't reply anymore. After locking his phone, he put it away properly and focused on the barbeque.