Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch17 - You cannot lie about my sexual orientation in front of my beloved!

Jing Huan was in the middle of typing when he saw a few dark clouds pop up above his head. He instinctively wanted to move, and he ended up typing the letters for moving into the dialog box.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: hhhhhhh

[Current] Regardless of Lovesickness: You can still laugh right now?

After talking, the wizard wand in her hand suddenly transformed into claws, and she charged straight at Xiao Tianjing.

"I've been wronged, I just wanted to dodge her skill..." Without the time to type, he could only mumble softly in a voice message.

Xiang Huaizhi raised his sword to meet her head-on and shielded Xiao Tianjing behind him. "Un, don't chat anymore. Hide well."

After Jing Huan had bought this account, the arena points had been reset. After three consecutive wins, the system believed that she had a lot of hidden strength, and with Yearning For in the party, it wasn't strange for them to be matched up with Chunxiao.

Xiang Huaizhi frowned slightly. The two people opposite were both SPK players. During the few years when he hadn't signed up yet, it was the two of them who took teams to play in server-wide PKs on behalf of their server, so they operated their characters well.

They might not necessarily win this round.

"Gege, I remember that Regardless of Lovesickness was a Fairy Fox Cave some time ago ah?" Jing Huan backed up to hide. "Why is she a mage now?"

"Mages were buffed this year, so she might have switched sects for the upcoming SPK." Xiang Huaizhi replied.

The two people clashed in the middle of the map, and both of them were struck by each other's offensive skills. Xiang Huaizhi had good equipment, and he had avoided quite a few of Regardless of Lovesickness' skills as well. After about ten or so seconds, Regardless of Lovesickness had lost half of her HP, but Xiang Huaizhi had only lost 30%.

"Gege's so great!" Jing Huan immediately fawned all over him and threw out a blood pool. "Gege quick, drink my milk!"

Xiang Huaizhi choked. "...speak properly."

Jing Huan was stunned, then sneered. Sure enough, people whose minds are full of garbage would pornify anything they hear!

He said innocently, "But I am speaking properly ya."

The blood pool was delivered right below Xiang Huaizhi's feet, and his HP immediately rose a little.

Jing Huang, "Gege my milk hit!'

After he spoke, he saw Chun Xiao, who had never moved, raise her hand slightly. A lotus appeared below Regardless of Lovesickness' feet, and with a swish, her HP was filled to the brim.

Filled, to, the, fucking, brim!

Jing Huang, "..."

Seeing how she fell silent, Xiang Huaizhi couldn't help but laugh for some reason, then said lightly, "Chunxiao is a Mount Putuo, her equipment attributes all have added healing effects. It's a disparity between sects; there's no problem with you."

There would always be wins and losses in the arena, so Xiang Huaizhi didn't mind it much. He glanced at the map and considered whether to forcibly kill Chunxiao. After all, as long as Chunxiao was standing behind her, it would be very difficult for him to get rid of Regardless of Lovesickness.

At that moment, Xiao Tianjing suddenly shot past them very quickly. She jumped onto a huge stone and nimbly threw out a light-coloured spider. The spider flew straight at Chunxiao — it was a sealing skill of Fairy Fox Caves.