Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch20 - Love Token

Lu Hang was swaying to and fro on the bed as he laughed, and the whole bed was convulsing along with his movements.

"Old Xiang, you're too inhumane."

"You're humane, so why didn't you remind her?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

"I wanted to remind her ah, but I really didn't know how to answer the first few questions. Did you forget? I was fined by the cleaning auntie because of throwing away the wrong garbage...also, who would remember how many quests they've done, and what the name of an NPC in a low-level wild map is?"

Xiang Huaizhi didn't answer. He saw Xiao Tianjing standing in front of the guard at the door, her back figure seeming even more despondent than when she had first seen the question just now.

He had found this back figure amusing just now, which was why he couldn't hold himself back from blurting out the sentence at the time.

[Party] Yearning For: It's my fault.

You don't say? If we don't blame you, then am I supposed to be the one they blame?!

You caused Laozi to lose face in front of Regardless of Lovesickness! I'll kill you!!

Jing Huan grit his teeth as he tapped on his keyboard, making a bunch of clack clack clack sounds.

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: Wuwuwu T.T! Gege's so notty!!

[Party] Yearning For: ...

After finally clearing this section, Jing Huan breathed a sigh of relief. He'll never do this damn instance again; it doesn't give out a lot of experience, yet there's still so much to do. He wouldn't come back even if there were 100,000 sweethearts here.

The main task of this instance was to rescue the bride who had been forcibly taken back to the residence by Second Young Master, so they spent most of their time searching for people and items and rarely triggered any battles. After half an hour of making inquiries, they finally obtained some clues.

Only to see this written in the task box:

【Congratulations on obtaining "Young Lady Liu's Bridal Sedan Chair's Route", quickly put on your disguise and head to Chang'an City 121.47 to wreck this wedding! (Two people are required to form a team, time limit is 20 minutes.)】

Before Jing Huan had the time to read through carefully, there was an extra task prop in his inventory.

He moved his mouse over to take a look — it was a huge red wedding costume.

"Who got the wedding costume?" Lu Hang asked.

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: ...me.

"You again..." Lu Hang couldn't help laughing, "Okay then, change your clothes."

Change clothes? What for?

Seeing as how she stood motionless, Lu Hang understood. "You've never done this instance before right? Then I'll explain it to you, you have to choose a team member first to form a wedding party with, then go and hold up Young Lady Liu's bridal sedan. After that, we'll take advantage of the chaos to snatch the bride. You just need to afk in the sedan, it's very easy."

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: We can't just snatch her straight away? 0.0

Lu Hang, "We can't, the idiotic producer insisted on arranging this portion."

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: Oh oh, choose a teammate? I can choose anyone I want?"

Lu Hang, "Yes."

As if sensing something, Xiang Huaizhi began typing: I'll just afk–