Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch26 - This slag man! Is starting to unleash his charm!

Jing Huan had not expected that Yearning For would actually bring him along.

Although Yearning For's reputation had been damaged quite a bit, he was still strong; the various major guilds might not solicit him as enthusiastically as before, but they would still really want him to join.

He even suspected that Yearning For's game PM inbox would explode.

Jing Huan snapped out of his daze and opened up the expressions list, wanting to act cute. After seeing the mass of hilarious NBA stars' expressions that he had saved, he gave up.

He elbowed Lu Wenhao. "Hao'er."

Lu Wenhao turned his head around. "What?"

"Send me some of those cute expressions you have in your WeChat."

Lu Wenhao tossed him a strange look. "What do you want those for?"

Before Jing Huan could explain, Lu Wenhao raised his voice to say, "OHHH– Huanhuan! You're wooing a girl, right?!"

Jing Huan, "..."

His voice wasn't soft, and most of the people in the restaurant had turned around to look at them. Gao Zixiang was also stunned when he heard them, and he immediately put his phone down. "What? Who's wooing a girl? Which girl?"

"You stole my picture and posted a picture of dolls, say it, are you wooing a 2D sister who really likes pink?" Lu Wenhao asked.

Gao Zixiang, "Seriously? You like that type?"

Jing Huan had still been struggling with how to deceive these two, yet they delivered an excuse for him right to his doorstep.

"Yeah." Jing Huan said all proper, "But that sister doesn't like me, so can't you see I'm trying to think up a plan. All right, cut the crap, hurry and send your expression packages to me. If I reply this slowly to her, how could it still be called wooing?"

"Oh, ok ok ok." Lu Wenhao quickly opened his WeChat to empty his pockets in assistance.

Jing Huan saved all of the images, then picked a picture of two kittens hugging each other to send to the group chat.

Xiao Jing ya: [Picture] @Xiang

For the time being, Xiang Huaizhi didn't have the time to see this very carefully selected expression.

As soon as his megaphone was sent out, his game interface instantly blew up with friend requests. In less than half a minute, he had received more than 40 messages.

The Illusion server had been running for several years, so there were a ton of guilds with maxed out levels in the server. The differences between guilds at this point only lay in the strength of its members and the number of potion fields they all had.

At the same time, the World Channel had blown up as well.

[World] Continue to Add Money: God Xiang's actually looking for a guild? [horrified]

[World] Wait for Wind to Come: Duh. Guild instances are launching, so the great God will certainly want to do them too.

[World] Luo Xiaoluo: Why is he a great God now? Did you forget what he just did recently? Yet you're still licking his feet?

[World] Little Handsome: Two-timing doesn't stop him from being OP ah. Besides, Immortal Mengmeng clearly isn't anything good either.

[World] Pudding: Hold on...shouldn't the Fairy Fox Cave be the focus? It couldn't be that Fairy Fox Cave ba...