Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch28 - We can get married first and fall in love later instead.

Lu Hang laughed so hard his bed was shaking.

"Fuck, this Xiao Jingjing is truly something. I give it up to her, I really give it up to her... If Qiufeng is a good guy she doesn't deserve, then what does she mean by wooing you?" Lu Hang was stirring up trouble on purpose. "Xiangxiang, do you feel like you've been dissed?"

After he spoke, he looked up as he wanted to see Xiang Huaizhi's reaction.

Only to see that Xiang Huaizhi wasn't annoyed in the slightest. His eyelashes dipped, and one corner of his mouth lifted slightly. "A little."

On the other side, Qiufeng was stunned first before he laughed out loud.

Originally, he had just wanted to play a joke on Xiao Tianjing, but his interest was really piqued now.

[Party] Qiufeng: I can play any character you choose, add me as a friend, and you won't lose.

Jing Huan, "..."

Fuck, he just met his match!

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: A good friend to you is all I can be, my heart is elsewhere so don't chase me.

After sending this sentence out, Jing Huan moved his fingers and added Qiufeng as a friend.

"These two really have a way of talking." Seeing as how they suddenly fell silent, Lu Hang asked, "Why aren't they talking anymore? Don't tell me they're PM-ing each other after adding each other as friends?"

Qiufeng had indeed sent Jing Huan an expression through PM, but Jing Huan didn't reply to him. He wasn't talking because he had gone off to reply to his class' group chat.

His friend icon lit up. He thought that it was Qiufeng as he casually clicked on it.

[Friend] Yearning For: I'll add you to the guild group?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Are you in it?

[Friend] Yearning For: I am.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: ^^ Then I want in!

His WeChat vibrated, and a new group chat popped up.

【Xiang has invited Xiao Jing ya to a group chat.】

There were 169 people in the group chat. Jing Huan changed the notes for the group before switching back; the screen was already crammed with messages, and they were all messages welcoming him and Yearning For.

Yearning For didn't say anything. Jing Huan pondered for a bit before deciding that he should say hello.

Xiao Tianjing: Hello everyone [extends claws]~

Peachy Fate: Hallo

Qiufeng: @Xiao Tianjing why didn't you reply to my PM [aggrieved]

Jing Huan thought, what other reason could it be? Of course it's 'cause I don't wanna reply to you.

It was tiring enough for him to act like a woman every day, how could he have the spare energy to deal with a suitor?

I'm a catfisher, I have no feelings.

With that in mind, he held his phone as he wondered about how to gently get this guy to leave him alone.

Everyone in the group chat was puzzled for a while — hasn't Xiao Tianjing confessed to Yearning For in public? Why are their officer's words so flirtatious?

Only Don't Ask when I'll Return didn't think much of it and specifically popped up to tease.

Don't Ask when I'll Return: Officer, you're not being proper ha.