Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch11 - In my heart, I already belong to Xiang Gege

After hearing this, Xiang Huaizhi was slightly stunned at first, then he couldn't help but chuckle.

"Buns?! What the fuck, isn't that too much? There isn't even a minimum reward given out? This thing costs 1 copper for ten of them in the grocery store..." When Lu Hang saw him laugh, he was horrified. "What're you doing? Have you turned stupid from anger?"

"No." The plot animation was still playing on the game interface. Xiang Huaizhi urged him, "You've finished watching it anyway, so you should go."

"Fuck, you cheated me of so many potions, and now you want to chase me away after using them all?" Lu Hang tsk-ed, "No wonder you're a slag guy."

Xiang Huaizhi, "I still remember the IDs of those three healers."

"... okay okay okay, I can't provoke an old man like you, I'll leave now. There just so happens to be a ball game at 7 anyway. I hate playing at night the most, I can't see anything clearly without my contacts, and I even have to fight for the court with those grandmas who dance in public squares." Halfway through talking, Lu Hang's line of sight unconsciously fell upon Xiang Huaizhi's calf. "Does your leg still hurt?"

"It stopped hurting long ago." Xiang Huaizhi said, "Get a liangpi for me on your way back."

"Okay." Lu Hang quickly changed into his jersey, took his phone, and left.
When the dormitory door closed, the game animation came to an end, and the interface returned to Mount Luojia. Both of them were surrounded by people, and dialog boxes were stacked on top of one another so no one could see what anyone was saying at all.

And right now, his friend icon was flashing non-stop.

[Friend] Chunxiao: Disband the party since you're done ba.

[Friend] Yearning For: ?

[Friend] Chunxiao: Five parties from our guild are waiting outside, we're gonna kill Xiao Tianjing.

[Friend] Yearning For: .

Xiang Huaizhi opened up the party interface and saw the little fairy fox in his party.

【Xiao Tianjing has thrown you Steamed Bun x99】

"Gege, I'm sorry wuwu, I didn't get anything good for you." Xiao Tianjing's voice travelled out from his headphones, "I said that I'd give you anything I dug out, don't look down on them please, at the very least they can add HP."

Xiang Huaizhi had never liked being nosy. He has played NCH for so long but had never even joined a guild before. He got acquainted with the regular party he gained experience with from pubs, and even in arenas, he had only ever played 1v1s.

Lu Hang mocked him more than once that he played a large-scale online game for making friends as a console game.

He closed the party interface and reopened his friend dialog box.

[Friend] Yearning For: Are you guys sure this account didn't change hands?

[Friend] Chunxiao: We're sure.

[Friend] Yearning For: ?

[Friend] Chunxiao: The previous owner of that account couldn't play like that, but we can't exclude the possibility of her finding someone else to play for her.

[Friend] Chunxiao: But no matter if the account has changed hands or not, we must kill her.

[Friend] Yearning For: Server bully?

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