Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch25 - Your Xiang Gege

After sending out that message, Jing Huan quickly opened Taobao and searched for a "Venting and Stress Relief Divine Artifact", ordered one, and confirmed his address — he did all of this in less than a minute.

Was all of that something a human would say?

Fuck his mother.

Life forced me to do this.

Yearning For forced me to do this.

I have no conscience. In order to take revenge on Yearning For, I can do anything.

Those were not my heartfelt words.

Slag men should all die.

Jing Huan muttered all this to himself in his mind several times before he calmed down and continued throwing out praises like a brainless fan.

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: So Gege don't undervalue yourself kay~[holds hands]

Yearning For stood in place for a long time without moving and didn't say anything either.

Xiang Huaizhi almost laughed at what he had seen. This woman's ability to lie without blinking had already reached a level where it could really be called a superpower.

And based on what she had just said, the person she should be wooing was Lu Hang instead.

After laughing silently for a while, he tapped on his keyboard: I'm not a slag guy–

He had just placed his finger on the enter key when he suddenly pulled back.

A few seconds later, he pressed the backspace key and deleted what he had just typed.

[Party] Yearning For: Okay.

Okay your ass ah!!!

Jing Huan got up and brewed himself a cup of tea. His mother had insisted on him bringing the tea leaves to school, saying that it was very good for reducing internal heat. He wasn't very willing to bring it with him at first, but it really has come in handy.

When he returned, he was still in Yearning For's team, and the two of them had been standing foolishly in place in the main city for half a day without even changing their postures.

They were standing right smack in the middle of a place where most players in the main city set up their stalls, and at that moment, those sellers actually freed up a small space for them and set up their stalls elsewhere. The two of them were very conspicuous as they stood there, as if they were exhibits on display.

And there had even been a moment when Jing Huan had doubted if they would be the male and female protagonists of the next 818 forum post.

Oh no, he would be a female supporting character at most.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't leave because he was PM-ing Love is For You to Eat.

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: Actually Xianxian didn't used to be like that...I've known her for several years. Although she's quite ostentatious, she's not bad at heart, but after she got to know you...

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: She has already gone offline and isn't willing to accept our calls. If possible, could you help us contact her?

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: I know she's the one at fault for this, and I'm not asking you to comfort her, I just wanted to make sure that she's okay...

[Friend] Yearning For: Not free.

After sending that message, Xiang Huaizhi closed the dialog box.