Skyrim Preferences and Smut

Hircine x Reader headcanons

In order for you to be in a relationship with a literal daedric god, I'm guessing you're one devout son of a biscuit.

That works extremely well in hircine's favor, loyalty is one of the most important traits for someone to have in his eyes.

What sets you apart from any other loyal follower of his is your spirit itself, he's practically drawn to it.

You can expect a bunch of awkward attempts at romantic gestures. For instance instead of a pretty arrangement of flowers for you, he may very well gift you an exquisitely preserved animal pelt! But hey, you understood the thought behind it and that's what counts.

He surprisingly tries really hard to court you.

Once you have an established relationship you can definitely consider yourself the "queen of the hunt" because he'll treat you as so immediately.

When you're not in his realm with him, expect to be escorted anywhere and everywhere by two large dire wolves at your side. Occasionally he'll even shift to a human form to make you happy, but he's much more comfortable in his home realm.

Speaking of the whole "queen of the hunt" he will quite enthusiastically start trying to give you another title; a certain "mother of beasts" if you catch my meaning.

If not, frankly speaking he has a major breeding kink with an unreasonably high sex drive to back it.

Sure being the god of the hunt is scary and everything, up until you find out he's also the master of puppy eyes once he takes off his deer skull helm.

You don't necessarily need to be a werewolf to appease him but he is much more comforted if you are. That way he makes sure that in your life and death he'll still have his queen. Well...that's if he can't bypass arkay and just outright give you immortality. Which he will try.

He easily provides possibly the best food in all of Tamriel if you like meat; and trust me, he is the type to make sure you have at least two helpings at dinner time.

Also likes giving you fancy powerful weapons, considering it his way of giving you a little piece of him to always have with you when you tend to the pathetic needs of other mortals.

Hope you like hounds...and all breeds of dogs for that matter.

Actually you better love all types of animals because his realm is literally infested with them.

Hiking officially becomes a favorite style of dates for the two of you.

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Like I mentioned, he has an ungodly sex drive.

He understands sometimes your body can't take it so he will relent so long as you say so but if it was up to him about 69% percent of his day would be spent having you howl out in pleasure as he screws you. (See what i did there?)

His favorite position is totally doggy style, don't laugh.

He tends to be a biter so watch it, he has wolf like teeth so seriously, be careful.

As a matter of fact, no matter how gentle he tries to be he usually ends up leaving at least a couple bruises just from his grip.