Skyrim Preferences and Smut

As alternative ways to answer the bathroom door

Cicero:

*creepily fucking open the door with a wide eyed smile*

Miraak:

"How dare you intrude upon the DRAGONBORN."

Neloth:

"It would seem that you've foiled my work..*sigh*, now I'll have to start all over again."

Farkas:

*nervously knocks back*

Vilkas:

"Somebody is in here."

Serena:

"Is now really the time to mess with me?"

Aela:

*shits louder*

Brynjolf:

"At least take me out for dinner first, sheesh."

J'zargo:

"Have you learned the Expert Level destruction spells yet?"

Ulfric Stormcloak;

"The imperials have put you up to this, haven't they?"

Literally any of my fucking companions if I'm being honest:

"NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE"