Ulfric headcanons

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Despite the whole nord stigma, he actually has decent manners because of his noble status.

Still meditates at the sunrise and sunset like the grey beards taught him.

Totally has ptsd from fighting in the Great War, but has such a form that leaves him with bad nightmares almost every night.

Truly considers all his soldiers his family, and their families are his as well.

Will treat his partner like a high queen even before the moot deems him king.

He's got the funds for it so you best better believe he will spoil the shit out of you. Want a new sword? You got it sweetie, he'll get you the nicest he can make someone forge, make sure to cut plenty of heads. Want to learn how to play a lute or something? Private lessons from the finest bard he can poach from the college.

Is genuinely freaked out by magic, mainly because the elves he fought in the war used magic more than the weapons he was trained to be prepared for.

Is absolutely littered in battle scars and calluses.

Has a decent singing voice and will happily sing for his loved ones, or if he's drunk enough.

As though he's living up to the sigil of his family/city, he has an almost insatiable appetite but has learned to suppress it during his time in the military.

Won't ever admit it but maybe it's due to his age, he has gods awful joint pain.

Gives the very best, warmest hugs in all of Skyrim.

I for some odd reason strangely Headcanon him being fairly tall, even for a nord.

Is a big softie for cheek and forehead kisses.

Spends a lot of nights awake, either strategizing his Troop's next attack or just because he's restless.

Isn't very well read but is literate, plus he likes history repeated books.

Still regrets not staying with the grey beards instead of going into war. Though the crown of high king is alluring, that crown is damn heavy.

Lives for those morning after dawns waking up next to his lover.

If he isn't at a war camp and had no pressing duties, granted he actually goes to sleep, he doesn't wake up until well after the day's peak.
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He can and will manhandle you.

Likes talking dirty to you when he has you in doggy style, will even sometimes surprise you by saying a couple words in dovahzul.

So long as you're okay with it he likes to tie you up occasionally, but if it makes you uncomfortable he understands. (Considering helgen)

With him there is only super rough quickies or long drawn out love making, no in between.

In those times you are gentle with each other he will do everything in his power to make you feel loved.

Has had you sit on his face a multitude of times.

Really into setting that romantic atmosphere for your enjoyment.

Doesn't like having his hair pulled.

Nothing turns him on more than you crying out his name in the throes of passion.

Has totally fucked you on the stone throne a couple times, always has to be super late at night though. He'd die on the spot if someone caught him in such a position.

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