Skyrim Preferences and Smut

What i personally think would decimate the skyrim peeps instantly

Farkas:

Spider-Man

Vilkas:

Cats

Aela:

A bath and body works store

Serena:

Partially cloudy weather

Brynjolf:

Humidity

Lydia:

Social distancing

Miraak:

Book club meeting

Cicero:

Therapy

Arnbjorn:

A flea bath

Astrid:

A match...

Paarthurnax:

Slang