Skyrim Preferences and Smut

Reacting to having a snowball thrown at them

Farkas:

"Huh-? Oh I'm gonna getcha!"

The very damn second he feels the ball of snow hit the back of his head, his grey eyes widen to saucers and ignite in an excited way. You better watch yourself, he's chasing you down within seconds and no amount of ice or snow is going to stop him. Once he gets you though, its all over

Vilkas:

"Really? Youre hilarious.."

Unlike his twin, Vilkas couldn't be bothered with such things....or so you thought. As soon as you turn your head, a snowball is colliding with your head and you'll see the large man duck behind cover.

Serena:

"That wasn't really a smart choice.."

She'd just simply sigh, taking a cheap shot as soon as possible via snowball launching your way. You'd do good to remember that vampire lords possess supernatural strength...run.

Miraak:

"How dare you? Run dovahkiin, run."

You're either really brave or extremely stupid. Miraak hates being made a fool of, so his first actions post snowball to the head is to raise his hand and charge an "ice storm" spell.

Neloth:

"Are you serious? These robes are made of silk! The audacity!"

You'll do nothing more than piss him off doing this. He wouldn't dream of entertains these childish antics!

Brynjolf:

"Heh, you want to play? I'll play with you lass/las."

Despite how dirty your friend's words may come off as, he was entirely innocent. Well, as innocent as a man planning to demolish you with snow could be.