Tortilla Man:(two days into the band) I'm trying! I'm fucking trying! I've only been doing this for two fucking days! Like shit! Give me a fucking break!
Jay: COREY is that a WEED?
Corey: no this is a crayon-
Jay: I'm calling the police! (Typing 911 into the microwave)
Sid: look at how cool our friendship bracelets are!
Shawn: please take the handcuff off of me
(Police sirens and flashing lights outside)
Jim: ok what did you do now?
Sid: they can't just keep dogs locked up in cages all day!
(The making of 515)
Sid:(in the recording booth) Bro, I'm straight up not having a good time
Corey:(holding a nerf gun) Nerf war!
Mick:
Corey:
Mick:
Corey: woah Mick put the scissors down
Jim: don't
Sid: what?
Jim: don't tell me why you're covered in sot
Sid: look the fire was already going when I got there
Shawn:(in the Nero forte video) I am helicopter
Sid:(point at Craig) at least he agrees with me!
Craig:........
Jim:(pointing at a whiteboard) you have cried 47 times today and it's not even noon
Jay:(already tearing up) but how can a cat be that tiny??
Mick: can you read this for us?
Sid: no I cannot
Sid: what's up I'm Sid I'm 44 years old and I never fucking learned how to read
Corey: what are you wearing?
Joey:(in a skirt) all clothing is unisex if you stop bitching about it
Sid: what are you doing?
Corey:(laying in a ditch) re-enacting my funeral
Joey:(singing a little song to his cats)
Amanda:(recording him) I'm totally posting this
Joey: wait-
A/N: I hope you enjoyed! Stay Rad!
YOU ARE READING
Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)
FanfictionA wonderful collection of short stories featuring: the members of Slipknot! I know Joey and Chris aren't in the band anymore but they'll still be included. I AM TAKING SUGGESTIONS! [on break until further notice!]
