Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)

Anti-Bullying

Your POV
Shawn pushed you on the ground and his friend group laughed at you. A single tear slid down your cheek.
"Haha s t i n k y." Shawn teased you.
Everybody laughed as Shawn pointed to you on the ground.
"I'm not stinky." You cried.
"Stinky." Shawn replied.
You got up and dramatically ran behind some bushes. You pulled your black journal out of your my chemical romance backpack. You flipped your long emo bangs out of your face and began to write.

Dear diary,
It's (insert generic emo sounding name from any Mcr 2000's fan fic). They keep bullying just because I said rawr XD once in class. They keep calling me stinky even though they clearly haven't showered in years. My favorite mcr teeshirt is now covered in mud. Every night I go home and pray to my Gerard shrine that they'll stop making fun of me.

"Aye are you fucking cry?" A voice suddenly asked.
You turned around and saw one of Shawns friends looking down at you. It was Joey looking down at you.
"Haha the emo is crying!" Joey shouted.
Everybody came back over to laugh and point at you again. You curled up in a little ball and cried. Suddenly a bright and blinding light appeared and everybody stopped laughing. Gerard descended from the heavens wearing his black parade outfit.
"It is I, Gerard Way." Gerard said." And I am here to spread my anti-bullying message."
"Who the fuck does this guy think he is?" Corey snapped." He be lookin like a grandpa."
Gerard sighed and pointed his cane at Corey.
"Hush sewer rat, bullying is bad and crack is wack." Gerard said.
You wiped a tear from your eye.
"So wise." You said quietly.
"Keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes and stop being a dick." Gerard said.
He then ascended back into the clouds.