Sid, watching Jim Fornite dance: what is that? Oh my god what is that????
Shawn:(yeets frisbee)
Corey: what the fuck Shawn!
Jay:(crying)
Jim: hey buddy what's wrong?
Jay:(holds up Papaya) how can a dog be so tiny???
Mick:(addressing everybody) alright guys if you don't shut up in 30 seconds I will personally strangle everybody in this room.
Sid:(rolls up on a motorbike)
Corey: what's the scoop?
Sid: p e n i s (rides off)
Shawn:(having a pillow fight with Joey)
Shawn:(almost hits the light)
Joey: Shawn watch the light dude watch the light
Shawn:(breaks the light)
Jay: can everybody leave the kitchen while I grab my fourth pudding cup........ I just don't want everybody to know I had four pudding cups.........
Jim:(puts some cat ears on Joey)
Joey: death it is
Joey:(wearing the hoodie with the cat ears)
Literally everybody: CATBOY?????!!!!!!
Corey: where would I put my mood on the mood meter? -5 baby
Jay: dear god
Mick: I'm nice!
Jim:(scoffs) so pushing Sid down the stairs is how you show your affection?
Craig:...........
Corey: you good dude?
Craig, in his mind: THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED WILL KILL YOU ALL IN A HORRIBLE CHORUS OF PAIN
AN: hey guys I hope you enjoy this! Stay sic!
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Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)
FanfictionA wonderful collection of short stories featuring: the members of Slipknot! I know Joey and Chris aren't in the band anymore but they'll still be included. I AM TAKING SUGGESTIONS! [on break until further notice!]
