Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)

The Shinning But Slipknot

The filming of Spit It Out
Jim: are you really gonna make me wear this?
Corey: Cmon man it's not that bad.
Joey: quit bitching I have to ride around on a fucking tricycle.
Shawn: can you all stop complaining and just fucking do it.
Jim: fine (sighs) but I won't stop complaining while I'm doing it.
Paul:(sitting there quietly minding his business)
Chris: why did I join this band?
Sid:(ripping off his shirt) I'm ready
Craig:..........
Mick:(sighs)

Cursed Scenes:
Mick:(standing in front of Corey behind the counter)
Corey:(complaining about his wife Jim)
Mick: this is a Denny's sir

Corey:(swinging around an axe) this is so much fun :)
Paul: you could break something
Corey: I'm careful
(Breaks a lamp)
Corey: you didn't see that

Joey:(riding a tricycle and trying to be menacing) you wanna play a game?
(Falls off the tricycle)

Corey:(breaks down the door and sticks his head inside)
Sid:(in the bathtub) two bros chilling in the hot tub five feet apart cause they're not g a y

Jim:(swinging the bat) stay away
Corey: Cmon just give me the bat Jim
Jim:(hits Coreys hand)
Corey:(holding his hand) ah fuck I can't believe you've done that

(Chris and Shawn holding hands)
Chris:(internally) I haven't been thinking straight, b a l l s, t w o g u y s h o l d i n g h a n d s, w e i n e r

Craig:(sitting on the bed watching tv)
Jim:(walks in) hey buddy whatcha watching?
(Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce)
Jim:(walks out)

Joey:(running through the maze away from Corey)
Corey:(looking for Joey while holding a axe) Red Robin
Joey:(jumping out from behind a bush) Y U M!
Corey:(comes after him)
Joey: oH fUcK!

Mick: I want to see my little boy
Jim:(holding Joey) here he comes
Joey: I will fucking murder all of you

Sid:(still in the bathtub) if I ate glow stick fluid, will I glow in the dark?
Jim:(yelling) get out of the bathroom it's been four hours!

A/N:(let me know if you enjoyed this, and if you want more I'll try and think of some)