Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)

Joey Jordison, Who Let Him In?

Your POV
You dragged your feet to work. It was another day of sitting alone at the gas station. You opened the door of the gas station and saw somebody sitting on your stool. He had long black hair pulled back into a little bun. He was wearing the work uniform so you guessed he was your new coworker. You walked up to the counter and grinned.
"Hey." You greeted him.
The guy looked up and a sly smile spread across his face.
"Hi." He replied." I'm your new coworker."
"Hi my name is (y/n)." You introduced yourself.
You stuck out your hand and the guy shook it.
"Joey." Joey said.
You went behind the counter and put your bag down.
"So Joey," you began" what are you doing at this tiny gas station?"
"I'm broke and I need some extra cash." Joey explained.
You nodded your head understanding where he was coming from.
"Same," you responded "are you in school?"
Joey shook his head.
"Then what do you do?" You asked curiously.
"I need money so I can build my cat land." Joey explained." I will have so many cats and they'll all live happily in the giant mansion."
You watched as Joey rambled on and made vague hand expressions while he explained his cat mansion.
"Uh that's nice." You replied blankly.
Joey nodded his head and grinned.
"My cat kingdom will be the best one around." Joey said." You know I brought a friend with me to work."
You tilted your head in confusion.
"Look." Joey said.
Joey opened a drawer on the counter and sure enough a cat was laying on top of your stuff.
"What?" You asked confused.
"Welcome to the cat kingdom." Joey replied.
Sure enough there was cats everywhere.