Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)

The Slipknots N Social Media (Ft. My rating )

Sid Wilson
-random posts that I'm here for
-"hey look at this fish I caught"
-he's just vibing sharing little adventures
-rate 10/10
Joey Jordison
-where the fUck did you go????
-you can't just drop one pic talking about ur first album and then disappear
-can I at least get pics of your cats on your cat Instagram with Amanda???
-rate 8/10 (only for the cats)
Chris Fehn
-he's just a dad now
-dad vibes
-that one pic supporting the lgbt???? I guess he said gay rights???
-not that picture with trump BLECH
-rate 5/10
Jim Root
-have you seen the comments on his page???
-I'm screaming
-I'm also being lectured so yeah thanks for calling me for being on Insta too long
-hehe guitar master
-rate 7/10
Craig Jones
-nobody knows where he is???
-doesn't even have one cause he's probably doing better things
-rate 1000000/10 (for not being on social media in the first place)
Shawn Crahan
-artsy fartsy
-he's just expressing himself through art
-the fucking blurry selfie lmaooo
-he's just being regular Shawn
-rate confusion/10
Mick Thomson
-where are you????
-at least Stacy keeps us updated smh
-probably another grumpy old man so he doesn't use insta anymore
-rate 7/10
Corey Taylor
-ok sir how many photos can you have of yourself screaming???
-cheese hat
-he's helping ppl :) I always like seeing artists using their platform to spread awareness or helping out ppl
-pictures of Alicia with loving captions so cute!!!!
-rate 9/10
Jay Weinberg
-PAPAYA!!!!
-he's very chill
-look at how proud he is of his art!
-the cutest pics with Chloe!
-his art is super cool
-rate 10/10 very wholesome n cool sir
V-Man
-dogs!
-BASS!
-pictures of himself chilling
-very cool
-rate 10/10
Tortilla Man
-dude???
-dude????
-rate tortilla/10