Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)

Back to School!

YOUR POV
The start of the new school year always was a drag. Constant icebreakers and getting lost just trying to get to class were annoying. Most of all having pretty lame teachers. Teachers that would side eye you for the way you dressed and the music you listened to. You walked into your next class expecting it to be lame once again. Instead somebody very interesting stood at the front of the room. Sid Wilson was standing in front of the room writing some stuff on the whiteboard. When did he get his teaching license? You thought to yourself. You sat closer to the front to get a good view of him. The bell rang and class was in session.
"Hey guys welcome to dj class!" Sid greeted everybody.
A kid towards the back raised his hand.
"Yes?" Sid asked.
"I thought this was suppose to be Algebra." The kid replied.
Sid furrowed his eyebrows and then picked up a piece of paper. He frowned and then looked back at the class.
"Where am I?" Sid asked.
"You're at (instead high school name)." Another kid spoke up.
Sid looked more closely at his surroundings and then shook his head.
"How the hell did I end up here?" He asked." Listen don't tell anybody but I shouldn't be here. I'm suppose to be teaching a dj class somewhere else."
"Then how did you get here?" You asked.
"I don't know maybe I made a wrong turn. No wonder why the receptionist looked at me weirdly when I was carrying my gear inside." Sid answered." Fuck kids listen don't tell anybody I'm not suppose to be your math teacher."
"But you could try to teach us?" You suggested.
Sid just laughed as he packed up all of his gear.
"You've got to be joking I suck ass at math." Sid replied.
He picked up his stuff and made his way over towards the window.
"Sir we're on the second floor." A kid pointed out.
"That's never stopped me before." Sid said casually.
"You're not actually gonna go out the window?" You asked.
"Yes I am." Sid answered proudly.
"Are you serious?" You asked in return.
"When have I ever been serious?" Sid replied.
He then opened the window and grabbed his stuff.
"Come see Slipknot on our tour by the way. It's pretty cool." Sid said.
He then climbed out the window. Everybody rushed forwards to see what happened. Sid was gone and nowhere to be found. You scratched your head out of confusion. This has got to be a dream, you said to yourself. It wasn't a dream though. Your school ended up going on lock down after Sid was spotted in the field.

A/N: hey guys I know it's been a long time but I'm back and I'm figuring out a regular posting schedule. I've just had a lot on my plate but hopefully regular consist stories will be posted! Stay sic!! -Spaghetti