Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)

Skateboarding With Sid

Your POV
You walked up to the skatepark with your new skateboard. You were excited to try it out. There were a couple of people there. You got ready and kicked off. It was a easy glide across the skatepark. The breeze was nice too. You were a little distracted so you didn't see the other person coming right towards you. You guys ended up running into each other and you fell off your skateboard.
"Aw fuck I'm sorry." You quickly apologized.
"It's fine." The other person replied.
You looked up and saw Sid Wilson looking down at you.
"Woah you're the dude from Slipknot." You blurted out suddenly.
Sid laughed a little and stuck out a hand to help you off the ground.
"I am." Sid replied simply.
Sid helped you off the ground and you went to grab your skateboard.
"You come here often?" You asked him.
"Not really, just brushing up my skills from being on tour for such a long time." Sid answered." I'm gonna have a skating contest soon though."
"Oh cool." You said.
You and Sid decided to practice together for a little bit. It began to get late and it was almost time for you to head home.
"I got one more trick if you wanna stick around and watch." Sid said.
"Sure." You replied.
It wouldn't hurt to watch just one more trick. Sid was pretty good and he gave you a couple of pointers. Sid promptly struck a match and set the rink on fire.
"What the fuck??" You asked surprised.
"My cousin throckmorton could shred that so might as well try." Sid said.
To spare the details you ended up taking Sid to the emergency room. Turns out he's a regular and everybody knows him by name there.
"Fuck my cousin throckmorton is still better than me." Sid complained.
"Bro why did you think it was a good idea to jump into fire." You shot back.
"To be fair I don't think." Sid replied.