Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)

Big Bird???

Coreys POV
You were at another awards show. You were very used to them by now because the band had really taken off. You weren't ungrateful for everything, it was amazing how far you got especially when people told you were never gonna make it. It felt good to stick it to them. But it was really boring. Being surrounded by a bunch of musicians who didn't make music like yours was kind of annoying. They looked at you weird for your mask but you tried your best to ignore them. You had every right to be here.
"God I'm so fucking bored." You whispered to Shawn.
Shawn didn't say anything in return. He was just watching what was happening on stage. They were announcing another category winner. You weren't up to date on recent musicians so it was kind of confusing. You also didn't like the little sample of music they played for some of these artists. Eventually a break came and a worker came over to you.
"Are you Slipknot?" The worker asked.
"Yup." You replied a little confused.
"Great this way please." The worked replied.
You looked at Shawn and he just shrugged his shoulders. The worker ended up leading you to a interview place on the red carpet. People were gathered around the barriers screaming excitedly once they saw you. You waved to them and continued to follow the worker. They motioned for you to sit down and Shawn stood by your side. You looked around wondering what was going to happen. Suddenly some guy in a big bird costume came out. The crowd cheered as the guy approached you. Your mask hid your completely confused expression.
"Welcome back guys!" The guy shouted into the mic." For our next interview we got legendary metal band Slipknot here! They have their newest release out now called All Hope Is Gone!"
You were absolutely confused as to what was going on. Some guy in a big bird costume was fucking interviewing you.

For the rest of the interview you tried your best to follow his questions. They were confusing and you tried your best to answer them. At times his words seemed confusing. After a little bit he started to not make any sense. It seemed like he wasn't even saying real words.
"Skwiddle dat rapt for tat." The interviewer said.
"What?" You asked in return.
"Swatq tat fo ratta." The interviewer replied more impatient.
"Come on man you gotta answer his question." Shawn said.
"I don't even know what he's saying!" You exclaimed.
Shawn just shook his head and the big bird guy got up. He slowly approached you with an angry expression on his face.
"Listen man I'm so sorry I don't know what you're saying." You said nervously.
The big bird guy didn't reply. He just kept walking towards you. You were afraid as the guy reached out towards you.
You woke up with a start.
"What's wrong?" You heard your wife tiredly ask you.
"Nothing just a bad dream." You replied.
It was just a bad dream.

A/N: hey I hope you enjoy this one. It's kind of dumb but I really laughed when I saw the photo. Stay sic!
-spaghetti