Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)

Famacamovnachism Pt 1

(Big thanks to Murrah5 For this suggestion!)
The tour bus was cramped but that was ok. The guys really only stayed on the bus to eat and sleep. The guys were on the move again to another city for another show. Shawn was sitting on the couch typing away. His glasses were slowly sliding down his nose and every time he had to push them up. It was important business, like marketing and the ideas for the next music videos. The hyper active DJ Sid, was messing around. He was so jumpy that Shawn had to look at him from the corner of his eye. Sid slid off his bunk tiredly. He was super bored and had nothing to do. He tried to talk to Joey but Joey was busy talking to Wednesday about another band project. Sid then thought about trying to talk to Mick and quickly aborted that idea. Mick would strangle him without a second hesitation if Sid asked him a question. Corey was napping away with his curtain closed. Sid finally gave up and walked over to Shawn. He sat down on the couch next to him.
"Whatcha doing Shawn?" Sid asked him.
"Stuff." Shawn replied.
"What do you mean stuff?" Sid asked in return.
"Not now Sid." Shawn said simply.
Sid groaned and tried to sit still. Sid looked around the bus and saw nothing to do. He then started to tap his foot. He began to tap a random rhythm. It then resulted him to playing with his hands and humming along. Shawn groaned and then shut his laptop annoyed.
"Alright Sid you wanna learn about something?" Shawn asked.
Sid nodded his head excitedly.
"Yes!" He shouted.
"Can you shut the fuck up!" Corey shouted annoyed.
Sid flinched a little at his voice. Shawn sighed and shook his head a little.
"Anyways it's this thing called Famacamovnachism." Shawn began.
"What's that?" Sid asked.
"Well I can answer that if you let me finish." Shawn replied annoyed.
Sid closed his mouth and stayed still.
"It's this religion, it's where fake mac n cheese and movie nachos are supreme and it's the god tier of food." Shawn explained.
Sids eyes grew wide and he got excited.
"Really?" Sid asked excitedly.
"Yes." Shawn replied.
Sid grinned excitedly.
"That's so fucking cool!" Sid said.
By then Corey had awaken from his nap. He was making coffee for himself. He scoffed and Sid looked at him.
"That's a load of bullshit." Corey said confidently.
Shawn got nervous because he thought Corey was gonna call bullshit on his religion. It was just made up so Sid would leave him alone.
"Movie nachos are a lie, they're so fake I think the government made them up. They can't be part of your religion." Corey said.
Sid looked at him and then furrowed his eyebrows.
"What do you mean? Movie nachos are totally legit." Sid replied.
Corey laughed and walked away to his bunk. Sid turned to Shawn frowning.
"How could he?" Sid asked surprised.
Shawn nodded his head in fake understanding.
"Yeah totally." Shawn replied.
"I mean how could he? I love movie nachos, they're super great. What does he know?" Sid began to ramble.
"You know what?" Shawn interrupted him." What if you tried to convert Corey?"
Sid jumped up.
"That's a good idea." He said excitedly." And I know just what to do!"
Shawn sighed and picked up his laptop and got back to work.