Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)

Birthday Boy

(Happy Birthday Clown! I am not that scared of you)
Shawns POV
"Happy birthday bro." Mick said while slapping you on the back.
The whole band was here celebrating your birthday. Your family already had a party, now it was time to hang out with the guys.
"Getting old man." Sid said while taking a sip of some water.
You grinned and decided not to punch Sid. After all birthdays are suppose to be happy right? It was just you and the band hanging out in your backyard.
"We got you something special." Corey said while putting down his beer." I'll get it right now.
Corey walked off inside your house and you thought about what it could possibly be.
"I hope it's a puppy." Jim said jokingly.
"Cats are better." Mick argued." Less work and less noise."
"Mick be honest, you hate anything that makes the slightest of sounds." Chris said.
Everybody laughed at this.
"I didn't mean to make that kid cry." Mick began.
"So screaming at a child is just how you talk to people?" Joey asked.
"Yeah, you got a problem with that?" Mick snapped.
He then grunted and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Well anyways Corey really is taking his god damn time, I'm getting anxious." You joked.
On cue Corey walked out of the house carrying a cake. It was a simple cake with white frosting. Sid whistled as Corey set the cake on the table.
"You like it?" He asked proudly.
"Nice job Corey where did you buy it?" You replied.
"Cmon man can you give me at least some credit?" Corey said.
You laughed a little and Corey pulled out a lighter. He lit the cake and led everybody in singing happy birthday. You got excited as the song ended and you blew out the candles.
"Happy birthday!" Sid shouted.
Corey then picked up a knife and handed it to you.
"The birthday boy gets to cut the cake." He said jokingly.
You took the knife and began the first cut. Suddenly the cake exploded and it went everywhere. The teeshirt you were wearing was covered in cake.
"What the actual fuck?" You shouted in surprise.
"That's for setting off fireworks behind me bitch!" Corey shouted in return.