Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)

Hes A Bitey One

Clowns POV
You were a little unsure at first about the new member joining the band. But at the fateful show Sid showed his worth by head butting you six times. Sid really was one crazy mother fucker. It was another show and another time to go crazy. You were throwing things and jumping down in the crowd to start fights with your own fans. You liked to push Sid around and you would throw hands with him the most. You were playing your part on the percussion and you were doing the backing vocals for Corey. You shouted the lyrics and the crowd were going crazy. You suddenly felt somebody hit your head and you turned around. It was Sid and it looked like he was ready to fight. You threw a punch at Sid and he dodged it. He then punched you back and it didn't effect you. You then flipped him off and got back to singing back up vocals. You then felt something wrap around your leg and you looked down. Sid was bitting you! He was just chewing on your jumpsuit.
"What the fuck!" You shouted at him.
Sid didn't stop so you had to stop what you were doing to try and shake him off. Corey turned around while singing and looked at what was happening. Instead of helping you Corey just laughed. Sid was practically attached to your leg and he was still biting you.
"Help me!" You shouted at Chris.
Chris just shrugged his shoulders and kept singing. You sighed angrily and tried to get Sid off your leg again. He was just clinging onto your leg like a little kid.
"For fuck sakes." You muttered under your breath.
Sid stopped suddenly and got up. He went back to his booth and played his part. You sighed in relief and focused back in on the song. Sid really was still a crazy motherfucker and maybe he was trying to prove it even more.