Tortilla man:(sitting still)
Vman:(shoves a marker up Tortilla mans nose)
Tortilla man: >:(
Shawn: I am so fucking angry I am at a loss for words
Sid, narrating: despite being at a loss for words he proceeded to shout for 30 minutes
Sid with a lighter and some gas: what if now stay with me, we used this to set Corey on fire
Clown in the front row: yes
Corey next to him: wait-
Jay: hey Mick
Mick: yea?
Jay: why are you so mean all the time?
Mick: because I'm good at it, watch this, MOVE (pushes Sid)
Shawn: what do you have there Sid?
Sid:(with a ostrich) a smoothie
Corey:(looking at a tribute band asking for another Corey) interesting
Jay: whatcha reading?
Sid:(holding a book upside down clearly high) h u h
Jim: can I have a piece?
Mick:(clearly eating) what food?
Corey:(in a Scottish accent) I'm so foking angry
Corey:(flips a glass table)
Craig in the back:..........
Jay: and now we're gonna paint in the screams of the damned (screams while dragging his paint brush across the canvas)
Jim: I don't think I like this art class very much
Corey: sleep is for the weak!
Jay: it's been three days go to bed!
YOU ARE READING
Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)
FanfictionA wonderful collection of short stories featuring: the members of Slipknot! I know Joey and Chris aren't in the band anymore but they'll still be included. I AM TAKING SUGGESTIONS! [on break until further notice!]
