A wonderful collection of short stories featuring: the members of Slipknot! I know Joey and Chris aren't in the band anymore but they'll still be included. I AM TAKING SUGGESTIONS! [on break until further notice!]
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That's it. Joeys POV You were sitting on the couch relaxing before the show. You were a little sore so it was good to just sit. Suddenly Sid busted into your dressing room. The door banged loudly against the wall and you jumped a little. "What the fuck!" You exclaimed. Sid was out of breath and he was carrying a piece of paper in his hands. "This is for you." Sid said." I am speed." Sid then violently closed the door and ran down the hallway. You studied the piece of paper Sid threw at you. It was a letter congratulating you for something.
Congratulations, You were nominated number one cat boy. The votes are in and the people said you are the number one cat boy. Please come to attached address to pick up your award. Cat boy supremacy for life. Sincerely, Cat Boy Institution
You squinted in your eyes in confusion. Cat boy? You thought about it as you walked to the stage to get ready. "Aye Joey." Shawn called to you. You looked up and saw Shawn waiting. "Sorry dude." You said. You put your hand in the middle and Corey began the pre-show ritual. "Alrighty boys it's another show. We're gonna go out there and we're gonna fuck shit up." Corey said. "Yeah!" You shouted. "Oh one more thing." Corey said. He then pulled out some cat ears. "For you Joey." Corey said. He then handed you the cat ears and you studied them. "Who is it from?" You asked. "Some place called the Cat Boy Institution." Corey answered. You raised your eyebrows in surprise. "Are you gonna put them on or what?" Corey asked. You put them on and went out with the band. The crowd went wild when they saw you. You bet people were taking pictures to remember forever. You got behind your drum set and there was note on one of the snares. You looked at it and frowned.
Cat Boys 4 Life
You ripped it off your drum and began the first song. But when Corey opened his mouth all you could hear was cat sounds. It freaked you out to the point where you couldn't focus anymore. Then slowly the whole band just sounded like a bunch of cats. You ended up passing out from being overwhelmed.
A light shone in your face. You slowly opened your eyes and saw Mick standing over you. Except Mick had cat ears and whiskers. "Dude you good?" He asked. "No." You replied simply and closed your eyes." Everybody is a cat boy."
