Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)

AYE, why is he looking at me like that?

Your POV
It was another normal trip to the grocery store. You mentally said the list of things you needed in your head. You needed eggs, cereal, iced tea and some other things. You grabbed a basket that was in the front and went off deep into the grocery store. You weaved your way through people and picked up the things you needed. Eggs, they were the last thing you needed before you could check out and go home. You made your way deeper into the grocery store and came down the egg isle. You spotted only one carton of eggs left. You dashed quickly to get them and as soon as you touched them another hand landed on top of yours. You looked up at the person touching your hand and you came face to face with somebody. He was a short sweaty man with long black hair and face paint on. He was staring at you with piercing blue eyes.
"Uh I need these." You said slowly.
"I need them too though." The guy said.
You raised your eyebrows at him. He was wearing a jumpsuit and he had a mask.
"What for?" You asked.
"Listen the lead singer of my band pissed me off so now my band mates and I are going to throw eggs at him." He explained.
That was odd but a lot more interesting than needing them to make yourself breakfast.
"Well what if we went splits on paying and we both can get what we want." You bargained.
"Nah fam." He said.
He then moved your hand and took the carton of eggs. You stared at him in disbelief.
"Aye what the fuck?" You asked.
"This isn't a beginning of a Wattpad story." He replied simply.
You looked even more confused.
"Can I at least get your name so I can yell at you later?" You asked him.
"It's Joey Jordison and fuck you." Joey answered.
You glared at him and Joey glared right back at you. He then flipped you off and disappeared around a corner.