Short Stories for Slipknot (totally legit)

"You Want Some Pics of Nikki Sixx?"

Your POV
You were walking around late at night. Your mom always advised against this but work let you out late. You were passing a dark alleyway when you heard a noise.
"Psst you there." The voice said.
You turned your head towards the noise and squinted your eyes. In the dark you make out a figure. The figure slowly stepped forwards in the light and you gasped.
"Joey Jordison?" You asked.
"Shhhhhh." Joey hushed you.
"I'm a really big fan." You said excitedly.
"Can you shut up?" Joey asked.
You closed your mouth and looked at him.
"I'm about to give you a deal of a lifetime." Joey said.
He then reached into his bag and pulled out photos of Mötley Crües bassist. They were nice pictures of Nikki Sixx.
"What are you doing here in this alleyway?" You asked him curiously.
"Listen money's been tight for the band so we all needed to pick up extra jobs. But that's not the point you want em?" Joey asked.
"I mean they are nice and I am a fan of the band." You said.
"Great, I'm offering you a once in a life time deal." Joey said.
"Ok but can I like get a picture? I have my camera." You asked him.
Joey groaned a little and slumped his shoulders.
"God damn it." Joey mumbled." Fine whatever."
You excitedly pulled out your camera and snapped a picture of Joey and you. He was looking extremely pale in the bright flash of the camera.
"You got your photo, now do you wanna hear the price or not?" Joey asked annoyed.
"Sure." You replied.
"Fifty bucks." Joey said.
"Jeez that is a lot of money lemme see if I have anything." You said.
You began to pull out your wallet when suddenly bright lights were shone on the both of you. Joey hissed like a cat and protected his face. A car ahead pulled up on you and two people stepped out. It was Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx.
"Stop right there." Nikki commanded." You're participating in illegal distribution of photos."
"Oh shit." You said.
Joey was glaring at Tommy and Nikki.
"I'm not going back to jail!" Joey shouted.
He then tried to make a run for it. Tommy and Nikki both pulled out water guns and began to spray Joey. He continued to hiss like a cat until he was soaked. Tommy then handcuffed Joey and put him in the back of the car.
"What just happened?" You asked.
"This man was participating in selling illegally obtained photos of myself, although I do look good in these." Nikki explained.
You looked over at Joey sitting in the back of the car. He was flipping Nikki the bird. Nikki tipped his hat at you.
"Well carry on." Nikki said.
You watched Tommy and Nikki get back into the car and then drive away. You were left on the sidewalk absolutely confused.

A/N: I've been listening to Mötley Crüe on repeat to the point where I think they're gonna make it onto my Spotify wrapped lmao. Sorry bout that.