Mika: I'm not dead! Are y'all surprised? I know I've been MIA, but since then we've surpassed 70k reads! Thank y'all so much. I won't stall any longer! Here we have the crew of the Bakuhatsu and the Justicia!
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Mika: Now you all know the rules, you have to answer a question TRUTHFULLY or walk the plank... as Bakugo has demonstrated in past episodes.
Bakugo: *Scoffs* I'm just not a pushover like these landlubbers next to me.
Valentina: We're literally all pirates, Big Brains.
Mika: Ah, what a loving atmosphere we always have here. Thank you to everyone who submitted questions to test our sea-loving, drama-captivated, problematic group with. We're going to start off with a very serious question directed towards (Y/n). Now, (Y/n), you've been spending a lot more time with Captain Bakugo since the last episode, have you not?
(Y/n): Well yeah, seeing as people aren't trying to get rid of me now, I suppose I do.
Valentina and Bakugo: *Make awkward eye contact and cough to fill the silence*
Mika: Well perfect! Then I'm sure you have the answer to DenaTheNoob 's question. Dena asks, "(Y/n), just HOW muscular is Katsuki's back?"
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Bakugo: *smirking* Yeah, (Y/n), why don't you elaborate... just how muscular is my back?
(Y/n): First of all, Dena... you're on my hitlist.
Mina: Well that's not very nice. I'm sure they're a lovely person.
Jirou: You're just saying that because you want the tea on their relationship.
Bakugo and (Y/n): WE'RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP!
Mika: You're not? I could've sworn that I--
Rory: *Moving out from behind production* Don't you dare, Mika.
Mika: Right, right, fourth wall... I know. Just go back to making sure I look better than the rest of these tsundere losers.
(Y/n): Mika, I also hate you, and Kat--
Bakugo: You hate me too? Funny, you didn't say that when I was--
(Y/n): THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M ANSWERING THE QUESTION NOW SO NO ONE ELSE CAN TALK! Katsuki's back... well it's a back. He has... shoulders.
Bakugo: *Whispering to Mina* She kind of has a thing for deltoids.
(Y/n): THAT'S NOT TRUE! I'M NOT WEIRD! Ugh, fine! Katsuki is very... built. Gosh, now I'm embarrassed.
Kaminari: This is boring! Mika, you promised me that (Y/n) and the captain were going to give us the juicy details on their "alone time".
Kirishima: Kaminari, it's not manly to pry.
Mika: Yeah, Kaminari, you shouldn't be asking personal questions and expecting answers. Anyways, Kitty4eaver_17 asks Bakugo, "What are your feelings towards (Y/n)?"
(Y/n): *Bursts out laughing* Yeah, Kat, what are your feelings towards me?
Bakugo: First of all, Kitty... I am going to explode your face off.
(Y/n): *Whispers to Mina* He's so harsh!
Bakugo: (Y/n) is a good swordsman and she does her duty around ship.
Kaminari: Does one of those "duties" involve her making out with-- AHHHHHHHHH
Mika: Oh... looks like you knocked Kaminari unconscious, Bakugo. Shame. Anyways, do continue about your feelings.
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Buried Treasure (BakugoxReader)
Fanfiction(L/n) (Y/n) lived in constant fear of pirates after her mother was killed by them and sister captured. It didn't help that her father, the governor of Maracaibo, Venezuela, was the most hated man in the eyes of the infamous pirates of the Bakuhatsu...
