Bars

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Here are some bars me and my bestie came up with ab Choni,Riverdale,Madnessa,Vanessa,and Madelaineslaughtermesnixx

Me-His name is Micheal with an i and he said bye bye

Me-Cheryl said her first love was Heather...............until she got in La Bonne Nuit and told Toni to cuff her🤭

Me-Vanessa had baby River on the 29th but she forgot to tell Micheal she wasn't his wife

My bsf-Betty said she loved Jughead then Veronica said lemme give you some head

Me-Choni had sex to a song called giver....Vanessa got inspired and named her son River🤭🤭

Me-Clifford shot his son Jason Blossom........drove to sweet water River got out and tossed him

(Ok this one is the 100)
Me-Clarke told Lexa she didn't want her to fall........Clarke also told Lexa "we don't have to talk at all"

My bsf-Cheryl said she loved Heather than Toni told Heather she can fuck her better

Me-Cheryl walks around Riverdale High with so much sass........Toni came in and said lemme get a grab of dat azzzzzz

My bsf-FP left Gladys and said Alice got the fattest

My bsf- Vanessa Morgan used to like Ross Lynch.......he didn't like her back then found out she was a bad bitch☺️😌

Me-Madelaine and Travis broke up after three years........Madelaine became the migos Bc she shifted gears🤭🤭(pls tell me y'all get that one💀😂)

Me-Vanessa was a stripper in pimp and they robbed..........she went to Riverdale and found out Betty stole her job💀🤭

Me-Choni was in La Bonne Nuit having a bomb.......Cheryl went down on Toni and told her to cum on her tongue🤭💀😂

My bsf-Cheryl and Toni have been dating for a couple of years...........the when Cheryl got to La Bonne Nuit she pulled out a knife and said we should get over our fears

Idk how we came up witht these. idk what be going on in our head but we over here dying laughing to these💀🤭🤚🏽hope these made you laugh

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