Ink: Truth or dare?
Error404: Truth.
Ink: I dare you to come over here and kiss me right now.
Error404, getting up: Alright. Kinda scandalous, but alright.
Dream: .... But he didn't even pick dare???
Error, looking at Ink: Where's my kiss???
Ink: You have to wait your turn.
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Ink: My love, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would die to make you happy.
Blue: Can I have a chip?
Ink: These are, unfortunately, my Pringles.
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Nightmare: I bet those colors that only Ink can see suck major ass.
Cross: Jealousy isn't the way, dude.
Error: Ink won't have sex with you with that attitude.
Nightmare: You take that back right fucking now.
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Dream: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Ink: Aw, no you haven't.
Dream: So why do you keep cooking?
Ink: Because it's the thought that counts and each time I cook for you I put whatever love I can muster into it because I care for you.
Dream, choking up: That's damn right.
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Brb guys I'm gonna make a part in my Undertale AUs Book (for the ones I make) that is inspired by a single clip I've watched of Beastars which I will probably never use except for this really sexual/mature-themed oneshot I'm in the process of writing that isn't a lemon but is too sexual to just be called a oneshot, BYE--
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Sans AUs Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...
