(I don't know if I did this idea already)
Nightmare: So Cross, why do you want to marry my brother?
Cross: Well sir, if you'd like to be 100% honest... he's got a fat ass.
Dream: *looks down at himself*
Killer: By god... that's the same reason I married Nightmare!
Nightmare: wait what.
YOU ARE READING
Sans AUs Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...