Error: *walking into the kitchen* Is something burning?
Ink: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you~.
Error: the toaster is on fire.
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Error: Where are you?
Ink: I already told you, I'm at work.
Error: Swear you're not at Chuck E Cheese with Dream and Blue again?
Ink: I swear it!
*skee ball machine goes off in the background*
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Ink: I'M TOO HOT
Ink: *points at Error*
Ink: :D
Ink: :D
Ink: :D
Error: *sighs*
Error: *monotone with deadpan expression* Hot damn.
Ink: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!
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Error: *raises his voice just enough to be heard across the aisle* Do you want chips?
Ink: *at full volume* YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!
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Ink: *smiles*
Error: *blushes* *slams hand down on the table* That's fucking it, I'm killing him.
Nightmare: Or you could just man up and ask him out.
Error: K-Killing.... is easier.
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Error: Babe, it's dark out here.... watch your step.
Ink: Don't worry babe, I got this!
Ink: *stomps his light up sketchers*
Error: Why are you like this?
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Ink: We're ENGAGED.
Error: *standing atop a large pillow fort with his strings ready* IN COMBAT!
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Ink: *staring at a spoon*
Error: Why are you staring at the spoon like that?
Ink: Have you ever realized that spoons are just tiny bowls attached to sticks?
Error: Not this again--
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*during a fight over an AU's fate*
Ink: *swings Broomie to throw paint* Okay but seriously orange is such a fun color.
Error: *dodges and throws his strings* But painting your entire room with it? No thanks.
Ink: *throws ink bones* Then why did you ask for my opinion if you weren't going to listen!?
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Ink: Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood and hallucinating.
Error: Hey, do us all a favor and never open your mouth again.
Ink:
Lust: Unless you're taking something in yOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING--
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Error: I've never had a best friend for the many years of my life.
Ink: I'll be your best friend.
Error:
Error: You know I've never had a boyfriend either.
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Sans AUs Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...
