Cross: Wait if you two are twins, why is Dream so much shorter?
Dream: I'm not that much shorter!
Epic: I hate to be the one to say it, but he's got like half a foot on ya Dream.
Nightmare: Oh for the love of-- okay. We're all familiar with the story of when I turned Dream to stone, yes?
Everyone: Ya.
Dream: *nods*
Nightmare: His whole body turned to stone. Stone does not magically grow. Therefore, Dream's growth was stopped.
Nightmare: And now that he's 504 years old-- the same age as yours truly-- he's done growing. He's been done for a while.
Cross: I keep forgetting he's the same age as you, too. Like you? I'd believe you were ancient just by looking at you.
Nightmare:
Cross: But Dream? He looks like he's 6.
Dream: Yeah, we were 6 when the Apple Incident happened.
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HumorI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...
