Dream: *comes down the stairs wearing a dress for a mission*
Outer: Oh my stars-- I'm so sorry--
Killer: Yeah you look really uncomfortable.
Nightmare: Okay no. Fricking no. Dream, sweetie, go put on something more comfortable, okay?
Cross: Ink, you go be the fake prostitute.
Ink, rushing up the stairs: YES! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE! I EVEN TRAINED WITH LUST'S HIGH HEELS!
Error: you what.
Lust: SO THAT'S WHERE THEY WERE!
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Sans AUs Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...
