Dream: Are you asleep?
Nightmare: Yeah.
Dream: Oh okay. I'll come back later then.
*2 hours later*
Dream: Wait a fucking minute--
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Dream: I just need to face my problem.
Nightmare: How do you plan to fix your problem when your face is the problem? Which, by the way, is pretty unfixable.
Dream:
Dream: WE ARE TWINS.
Nightmare: NOT ANYMORE.
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Nightmare: I care about all of you equally.
Killer: We were attacked by your brother while you were gone.
Nightmare: Are the children okay!?
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Sans AUs Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...
