Sans AUs Incorrect Quotes #2

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Does Dream ever feel like he's not a normal person? Like obviously he isn't, but the whole "he can't feel any negative feelings for longer than a few seconds" thing. That isn't normal, even if he is made from positive feelings. Nightmare still finds amusement-- a positive thing-- in seeing people suffer so like? Does Dream know it's not normal???

Does Ink feel pain from stubbing his toes?

Can Error glitch the same way as Vanellope?

When Error destroys an AU, do y'all think Reaper has to go there and collect every human and monster SOUL, or do they just straight up vanish? Like would he be looking at his list and be like "OH BOY ERROR'S ON HIS SHIT AGAIN" or would the names just vanish from the list and he'd be like ":/ well fuck"??

If Reapertale!Papyrus is the God of Painless Death, like he eases people into the afterlife, then does he handle stuff like deaths during labor, age, and disease? If so then does Reaper-- the God of Impure Death-- handle the suicides, murders, and accidents?

Since Nightmare is technically dead, and Corrupted!Nightmare is basically just a sentient manifestation of all the negativity, does his spirit like stick to Corrupted!Nightmare? Does he watch him and Dream fight?

Dream: Brother please! We don't have to fight!

Passive!Nightmare: dream you fucking idiot

Dream and Nightmare can literally use their auras as weapons. Too much of either-- whether it be negativity or positivity-- can kill you. It'll put too much on the heart if they imbue enough of it.

Does skeletons eating food work the same way as when Gems eat food? Amethyst eats food all the time and she's just a light projection, where does it go?? Does the light from the gem disintegrate it?? What???

I like to think that Ink can relate to the "HIT ME! HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR!" vine.

I refuse to believe that everyone in the village liked Dream, and even if they did, I refuse to believe that everyone in that village had good intentions towards him 24/7.

I headcanon that Dream has age-registration (what the fuck did i just say) problems. I'm pretty sure the twins were like 6 when the Apple Incident happened, Nightmare's fucking dead and is now just a manifestation of pure negativity with no real set of morals, and I don't even know if Dream was aware of anything while he was trapped in stone. Even so, he's probably still in the mindset of a young child because he didn't develop properly and no, the mind does not mature accordingly to age, it has to be conditioned with age or whatever the hell it is. What am I even saying.

Let Dream say fuck.

Okay hold up guys I'm on Instagram rn and I just came across a post about a horoscope from 1979 and for me-- a Capricorn-- it says;

"You are conservative (what that mean) and afraid of taking risks (shit that's me). You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself."

I KNOW WHAT I GOTTA DO NOW THE CALLING IS CLEARER THAN AN OPEN SKY--

Dream would suck as a critic of anything other than coping methods, but even then he'd suck at it because he worries too much about other people's feelings (which like, same Dream. Same). Nightmare would be a great critic lmao, though people would probably say he's too blunt or harsh.

You know those spontaneous but harmless things people can do that feel illegal, but aren't? Like walking into an elevator but not turning to face the door? Yeah that's Ink.

Oh god I just had a horrible thought. What if some fucked up dweeb in the village was showing Dream Pokemon and he said he wanted to dress as a Cubone, and the dweeb is like "well your mother is long gone, so...." then not even 10 minutes later he hands Dream Nightmare's head.

Ink eats raw flour you can't change my goddamn mind.

Fooking hell mate everything on this bloody planet is prettier than me! Strawberry finches? White-browed tit-warblers? Rosy maple moths? For fuck sake, even the fruit bats be cuter than me!

Aight who has the obsession with frogs-- Ink, Dream, or Reaper? No I will not include anyone else they're all irrelevant to this question.

No wait for real why do so many people hate on those meme accounts that explain the meme in the caption?? I mean yeah there's a lot of them but shit, take a fucking chill pill dudes.

Did anyone reading this steal from the Bookfairs in school? I like never really had money, or at least I don't remember, because my family is broke broke. So like. And all the comments on the one post I saw were saying they just stole stuff?? And I'm like?? Dude I'm almost a legal adult and I'm too afraid to ask my mom if I can have something to eat, you think my cowardly ass is gonna try and steal from the Bookfair??

Wait I gotta get back on topic--

Imagine a Friday Night Funkin' AU (yes you may hate me) where Dream is GF, whoever you ship him with is BF, and Nightmare is like the ultimate foe. You wanna date Dream? Well guess what, BUDDY. You gotta earn the approval of his brother first.

"Noooo Error doesn't bite, haha. He just steals your SOUL and throws cinder blocks at you :)" - Nightmare, probably.

"AND STEALS YOUR SHIT!" - Red/Fell.

I want 404ink headcanons. I should make some. But I'm too lazy.

Yo my brother's teacher just said "Stop unmuting and making random noises, guys, that's not what 1st graders do"

"Hey Dream, do you happen to have Tuesday's notes?"

"Stop texting my brother. What do you want."

"Tuesday's notes, tf"

Ink YANKS out the keys of the keyboard, paints over them, and then puts them back. Meanwhile Blue is sitting there like "Ink this is not the time my essay for college is due in TEN FUCKING MINUTES"

God damn I'm hungry but all that there really is is that nasty ranch pizza shit-- oh wait the cheese is under it all. Well I've already embarrassed myself so I'm just not gonna eat until dinner, I'll be fine.

"Goddammit (name) you turned the FUCKING SOULLESS ARTIST GAY!"

So, uh, going back to Reaper.... if he deals with the murders... the poor man gets pulled in all different directions 24/7 because of the Genocide Routes

So this is what happens when I have no zooms and decide to shitpost, huh.