Cross: Oh Epic, I've been meaning to ask. Where did you get all of your body pillows?
Epic: Oh these? I commissioned Ink for 'em.
Cross:
Cross: INK WE NEED TO TALK--
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Cross: How much for a body pillow?
Ink: Normal body pillows are $10 a pop. Suggestive ones are $30. Inappropriate ones are $75.
Cross: *slams $500 on the table* Make me as many Dream body pillows as you can with at least one suggestive one.
Ink: You don't want an inappropriate one?
Cross: Listen Ink I don't have a death sentence.
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Error: Ink, how much would it cost for a body pillow of you?
Ink: ......
Ink: What kind?
Error: ..... I want to cuddle it.
Ink: Then why not just cuddle me?
Error: That's physical contact with another being what is wrong with you--
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Ink: ......
Geno: .......
Geno, very softly: Can I have a Reaper body pillow--?
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HumorI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...
