Dream: Bruh this coffee I bought this morning is so fricking good, I'm so alert right now I could probably do a math problem.
Nightmare: Correctly?
Dream:
Dream: oh i don't know about all that.
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CORE!Frisk: Ink is missing. Can you find him?
Error: Do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Dream: Do you?
Error: ... Yeah, give me a second.
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Lust: Describe yourself in one word.
Red: Yours.
Lust:
Lust: That's so sweet. I thought you were gonna say "sad" or something like that.
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Killer: I'm disappointed in you two.
Horror: Good.
Dust: Means things are going back to normal around here.
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Epic: Life Hack--
Epic: If you catch and fight the UPS guy and win, you get to keep all of the packages in the truck.
Cross: Dude why are there police cars outside?
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Nightmare, in an existential crisis: What is the meaning of life? What is life? What makes us feel alive? What is love?
Dream, trying to comfort him: Baby don't hurt meee-
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Fresh: I've never had a real friend before...
Ink: I can be your friend!
Fresh: I've also never had a boyfriend before--
Greaser & Error: *teleport in* Nope.
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Ink: I am Ink!Sans, servant and emissary of the creators, protector of the AUs, and I--
Ink: *looks at Error, Dream, Nightmare, Blue, literally anyone you ship him with*
Ink: Am becoming very, very gay.
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Nightmare: Dream I'm gonna need you to stop eating all my food.
Dream: I haven't eaten in two weeks I haven't touched your food.
Nightmare: Why haven't you been eating?
Dream: Don't feel like it.
Nightmare: But then who's been eating all the food?
*Cross and Epic run by with the food*
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Dream: Here Ink, I got you a kaleidoscope.
Ink: What do I look like 5 to you?
*later*
Ink: SHAPES AND COLORS
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Nightmare: I "accidentally" poisoned one of your cups but I forgot which one.
Blue: Accidentally!?
Dream: You forgot!?
Ink: With the way this political dinner is going, I hope it's mine.
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*pre Apple Incident*
Nightmare: Dream it's 3 AM, go to sleep...
Dream: *watching anime in subtitles* I can't, I'm learning how to speak "God" like you do.
Nightmare: ... Dream, you can't even read, how do you expect to--
The anime subtitles: "But brothers! We're related!"
Nightmare:
Nightmare: *covers Dream's eyes* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING!?
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Dream: Please stop locking Ink in the freezer.
Error: But he likes it in there?? I don't see the problem.
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Sans AUs Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...
