Cross: What's that one movie called? It's like a giant pool of sharks can pop out of any body of water, from a bucket of water or like a hose?
Epic: I think you're talking about Sharknado.
Cross: The next movie in the set-- it's COVID-19 season and officials emphasize the importance of washing hands.
Ink: People wearily eye their faucets.
Fresh: Possibly the Karens are right for once.
Dream: Can we go back to that first point? Not the COVID adaption, the any water pool can spawn a shark tornado.
Blue: What about it?
Dream: Well since it's like any water, hell even a water bottle, imagine you throw a water balloon at your classmate or friend and when it bursts out so does a thousand sharks.
Dust: *dips hands in water* Don't underestimate my power! *holds his hand out like he's about to blast them*
Nightmare: Sharks just erupt from your palm.
Error: When the quiet kid walks in with a bucket of water balloons, water guns, water bottles, hell even a fucking hose.
Classic: Whelp, guess the Olympics gotta get cancelled now. Our swimmers just got eaten alive.
Blue: Well at least the sharks can't come from the water in human bodies!
Ink: oh i can make that happen.
Everyone: NO!
Dream: Hm... hey, how come in all those natural disaster movies where there's the giant tsunami or flood, why do they never show the sharks getting pushed in with the waves?
Nightmare: shark army shark army shark army--
Dream: we gonna feast tonight boys--
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HumorI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...
