Ink: You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough. Seriously give me people and things and I'll make them all "problematic" right now.
Classic: Dogs.
Ink: I don't even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.
Bird: The sky.
Ink: Used the trick and mock anyone who asks "what's up?" A bullying tactic.
Fresh: Super Mario Bros.
Ink: Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.
Epic: John Mulaney.
Ink: He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.
Blue: Omfg.
Dream: Pokemon.
Ink: Making your pets fight repeatedly is abuse, and doing it for entertainment is abuse as well.
Error: Ink.
Ink: Ink literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess.
404, wiping a tear away: This is a work of art and should be recorded and sent to everyone as soon as they leave their AU so they know what they're walking into.
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Sans AUs Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...
