Aliza: In my left hand is a roll of toilet paper. On the right is my arm.
Aliza: Do. Do you see how pale I am.
Frisk: I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color and you never eat or come out into the sun.
Horror's thoughts: That first half is the most inaccurate description of Aliza that I've ever heard.
Aliza: Say it. Just come out and say it, Frisk. I want to hear it from your mouth. I need to hear it from your mouth. I need to know if you truly know what I am.
Frisk, softly: Frosty the Snowman.
Ink: CUT!
Error, throwing the script on the floor: God DAMMIT CLASSIC!FRISK.
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Sans AUs Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...