Dream: Is there anything more nauseating than "expensive heterosexual wedding" culture?
Dream: My dream wedding-- outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone's dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my brother and closest friends, hopefully some live music, we sit together and plan our joint tombs.
Nightmare: You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday.
Ink: That.... still seems expensive?? Only it's "expensive homosexual wedding" culture?
Dream: You married Error. What did you two do for yours?
Ink: Error came into the Doodle Sphere, slid a ring on my finger and had me slide on one his, we kissed and said we loved each other, and then went apeshit as we watched all of you be idiots on that one obstacle course.
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Sans AUs Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...
