Dream: Brother, I have come to tell you that... I have a boyfriend.
Nightmare: *hands Dream a stack of paper and pen* Name, address, number, email, place of occupation, last romantic and sexual partners, all family members, detailed history, any criminal records-- you know the deal.
Dream: But brother! He is a good man!
Nightmare: Oh I'm sorry-- did I ask all that!?
Dream: .... No.
*after Dream fills out the papers*
Nightmare: ..... Why are you dating Cross. I do not approve of this.
Dream: Please brother! I will do anything for your blessing!
Nightmare: Hm.... anything?
Dream: Anything!
*later that night*
Dream: This party sucks.
Nightmare: Why do you think I didn't want to come by myself?
Both: ......
Dream: We already have a kid.
Nightmare: W H A T--!?
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ComédieI would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs. Like 99.99% Sans AUs. Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot t...
