Random Skulduggery Pleasant Nonsense

The Two Other Gay Men

youngaalchemist- I'm so sorry this took so long, I completely forgot😭 Here's the Prinxiety crossover with SP, sorry if it doesn't meet your expectations😅

Saracen was gay. And he knew stuff. And he saw stuff he wished he hadn't.

Like what Dexter was doing to that poor burger.

"Ngaammhh." Saracen's partner grunted, as he stuff the burger into his face, chewing away at the massive bite he'd just taken.

"That cannot be normal." He remarked, eyeing Dexter's burger with a sort of pity. His boyfriend looked up, and met his eyes. 

"Thanks babe, I'm not normal." He tried to say, although it came out more like 'fankfs bub, mum mot mormef.' so he just winked and went back to his burger. 

"Hmph." Saracen picked up one of his fries and nibbled on it, before deciding it needed more tomato sauce and drowning the entire serving of them in it. He picked up the chip-covered tomato sauce and continued eating. 

The door to the burgeria opened, and the faint tinkling of the chimes at the door rang through the room, their beautiful melody drowned out by the chatter, and the laughing coming from the table two over from Dexter and Saracen's. A couple walked  through the door, and they looked up.

Dexter swallowed the last mouthful of desiccated burger, and blinked at them.

Saracen dropped his tomato sauce-fry. 

The two men who had walked through the door looked like something out of a TV show.

The one on the left was strutting through the door, a slash of red curling over his right shoulder, emblems adorning the tops off his arms, golden tassels draped over his shoulders with matching lines across his chest, all on top of a blindingly white kilt. He looked to be the epitome of royalty.

On the other hand, the guy on the right, closest to them had on a bulky black hoodie, with purple patches seemingly stitched on. He had the zipper undone, so his dark purple shirt was visible, as were the small rips that appeared throughout the fabric. He had dark eyeshadow under his eyes, and both of them had grape coloured fringes, matching each other. 

Their faces looked quite similar actually. The prince dude had his arm around the emo guy, and they walked towards the counter. Saracen slapped Dexter back into the real world, and he continued eating his fries, one ear listening on the conversation at the counter.