Another Danganronpa Chatfic :D

Slides, Swings, Parks, The Warriors of Hope- Wait huh???

"Class 77th says Goodbye Despair"

Band: So... the short ones have died...

Band: Does anyone want to go to the park with Ibuki?

Food goes om nom nom: Which park? The one by the elementary school or the boring one?

Band: Elementary!

Hope is Kinky: I'd like to go...Only if you want me to that is.

Edgy Rapunzel: Me too.

Band: Kamakura is fond of kids? (ofc you can come with us, Komaeda!)

Edgy Rapunzel: Shut. My reasonings are beyond your understanding.

Band: Whatever you say!

Shit and tibbies: I'M COMING TOO!! THOSE KIDS NEED SHAPING UP!!

Hope is Kinky:

Hope is Kinky: Don't you fucking dare.

Shit and tibbies: EH????

Hope is Kinky: If you push these kids into doing something like your 'training' I'll maul you.

Shit and tibbies: DOUBT

Hope is Kinky: fine.

Hope is Kinky: I'll sic Izuru on you.

Shit and tibbies: HUH?!

Edgy Rapunzel: I will maul you.

Shit and tibbies: GUESS I'M NOT TRAINING THOSE KIDS

Hope is Kinky: g o o d

Band: Ibuki is slightly terrified.

Food goes om nom nom: same.

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Band: So,,, Nidai got stuck in the slide

Oj and Ahogays: ...w ha t

Band: He's convinced he can get out on his own

Band: WHEN DID KAMAKURA GET STUCK IN THE SWINGS

Oj and Ahogays: EXCUSE ME?!

Band: Oh he got out. Kamakura I mean. Nidai's stuck.

Hope is Kinky: Monaca thinks he's too big to be in a kid's slide!

Hope is Kinky: Yes. That cotton ball brained idiot clearly couldn't fit but he still tried.

Hope is Kinky: I could probably break him out! Right Jataro?!

Hope is Kinky: Huh? Maybe. I know I couldn't do it...

Hope is Kinky: Jataro! Self deprecating is super not adorbs!

Oj and Ahogays: ...Nagito?

Hope is Kinky: Sorry! The kids got a hold of my phone while I was in the bathroom.

Band: Hinata needs to meet these kids! Kamakura and Nagito are natural babysitters!

Hope is Kinky: Ah, well, there's a reason for that.

Oj and Ahogays: Explain.

Hope is Kinky: Do you remember when there was a malfunction in the simulation so Fukawa, Togami and I were stuck in it so they had Komaru, some mystery person and a few others hop in to save us?

Oj and Ahogays: Yes?

Hope is Kinky: That 'mystery person' was Izuru while the 'few others' were Monaca Towa, Nagisa Shingetsu, Masaru Daimon, Jataro Kemuri and Kotoko Utsugi.

Hope is Kinky: The kids and I essentially became the antagonists of the sim while Izuru and Togami were side characters and Fukawa and Komaru were the protagonists. If one good thing came from this experience it's that their parents are in jail and custody switches between Komaru, Fukawa, Izuru and I.

Band: ...How did we not know about this?

Hope is Kinky: No one asked so I never said anything.

Oj and Ahogays: Add that to the list of why Principal Kirigiri is a dumbass.

Edgy Rapunzel has come online

Edgy Rapunzel: Owari is stuck in the swing.

Band: H U H ????

Edgy Rapunzel: I told her she wouldn't fit but she didn't listen.

Hope is Kinky: You dared her to do it though

Edgy Rapunzel: Hush.

Hope is Kinky: Ah,

Oj and Ahogays: You told her to do what?!

Edgy Rapunzel: I merely told her she couldn't fit and she took that as a challenge

Oj and Ahogays: So you basically dared her?

Edgy Rapunzel: No. I only stated the obvious. That's all.

Oj and Ahogays: I don't like you

Edgy Rapunzel: Ok Hajime Hinata ;thumbs up;

Oj and Ahogays: Motherfucker.

Edgy Rapunzel: Ok Hajime Hinata ;thumbs up;

Band: As funny as this is, it's getting late and Ibuki thinks we need to get Nidai and Owari out of their prisons!

Edgy Rapunzel: I'll go get my hacksaw

Oj and Ahogays: You bring a hacksaw to a kid's park?

Edgy Rapunzel: You don't?

Oj and Ahogays: You freaky motherfucker.

Edgy Rapunzel: Is 'motherfucker' the only insult you use?

Oj and Ahogays: You and I both know I don't care enough to make fresh insults

Edgy Rapunzel: ...fine.

Oj and Ahogays: Now go and help Owari and Nidai before the curfew kicks in

Edgy Rapunzel: Hmph.

Hope is inky and three others have gone offline