"Class 77th says Goodbye Despair"
Swords with a wamen: Has anyone seen young master?
Ultimate Straightie: I unfortunately have not seen him. Have you seen the mechanical one and the she-devil?
Oj and Ahogays: Strange. I haven't seen them and Nagito and Nanami?
Photo Lesbian: Where's Hiyoko?
Band: I don't know where any of them are but what about Mikan?
Author-San has entered "Class 77th says Goodbye Despair"
Author-San: The missing people have been shoved into an empty classroom by a fan who has seen the Danganronpa footage. The fan is playing scenes from your KGS. They messed with my GPS so I don't know which classroom. You can probably tell which one if you listen to their screams of agony.
Author-San has left "Class 77th says Goodbye Despair"
Band: Screams of W H A T!?
Oj and Ahogays: ya'll Square up and let's get our S/Os
Ultimate Straightie: My Four Dark Devas of Destruction shall aid us in our quest!
Swords with a wamen: I shall beat the fan who did this
Photo Lesbian: And I'll make sure the others are OK!
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Later
Oj and Ahogays: Any luck you guys?
Swords with wamen: Unfortunately the 5th floor hasn't proved successful.
Ultimate Straightie: My wonderful Dark Devas and my twelve zodiac generals have searched the middle floor and have come up empty
Band: Didn't have anything from the 2nd floor.
Photo Lesbian: Nothing on the first floor.
Oj and Ahogays: I thought Alter Ego said they were in the school building?
Author-San has entered "Class 77th says Goodbye Despair"
Author-San: The fuck? I didn't say that??
Oj and Ahogays: What??? But earlier that's what you said?
Author-San: No? Fujisaki and Iruma were tryna recover my program from a hacker.
Band: Sure. Tell us later, where the fuck are the rest of our classmates?? I can't find Nidai, Twogami, Owari, and Hanamura!
Author-San: All I know is that when I was hacked, I recovered briefly to see a group of people dragging a fuck ton of sacks then I blacked out
Swords with a wamen: So you're telling us that majority of our classmates have been kidnapped?
Author-San: Sure
Ultimate Straightie: Is there any way we can recover the members of our tribe?
Author-San: IDFK call the police or ask Class 78th, 79th and 80th to help? I mean, Ouma probably knows the area, Saihara and Kirigiri are detectives, Harukawa is an assassin, Nishimura probably gave a few of em tattoos, there are alot of options.
Oj and Ahogays: Then who do you recommend we ask?
Author-San: Wha? Literally everyone I just listed???
Photo Lesbian: Alright then! Let's go and ask them to help us!
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By this time it's getting late into the night. Hajime is hunched over a bunch of papers. They had information on nearby yakuzas and gangs.
The door slammed open and Hajime turned his head to see Ouma. She said "Let's go bitch! We found em and we're gonna raid em to get Komaeda-chan back!"
"What about the others?" asked Hajime.
Ouma dropped her arms that she was holding behind her back and she said "Who? I only care about Komaeda-chan!"
Hajime sighs and rolls his eyes stepping towards the doors ready to snap a fucker's neck.
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GamesOverLove&Sex: Is everyone alright? Specifically Tsumiki and Komaeda
Aid: I'm fine!
Mechanic Shark: Where'd your typos go?
Hope is Kinky: Fujisaki made a voice to text program which doesn't include stutters!
Food goes om nom nom: Fucking kidnappers had to sedate Nidai and I cuz they knew we'd wally whoop them
Dancer Gremlin Lesbian: whallywhoop?
Boss Baby Gangsta: They took the gun I had underneath my pillow so like, I potentially could have gone blind-
Shit and Tibbies: IT'S NOT GOOD TO SLEEP WITH A GUN
Country Snausage: Damn, almost like you fuck yourself on that thing
Actual Royalty: I am glad everything ended up alright!
Aid: You can't really say the same thing with the kidnappers...
Twogami: Yes their injuries seemed never ending
Food goes om nom nom: Lmao yeah. Every time they went near Komaeda a fuckin pipe just thwacked them
Hope is Kinky: A decent thing about being super lucky I suppose :)
Shit and Tibbies: IT WAS NICE OF TOJO TO MAKE SOUP BEFORE WE GOT BACK
Country Snausage: I mean, she's hawt but like it's not as good as mine ofc
Dancer Gremlin Lesbian: Just be fuckin greatful! You were in no fucking condition to cook
Actual Royalty: Yes! And, now as a way to rest, Ouma, Celestia and myself are inviting all of you to a tea party!
Mechanic Shark: ofc I' ll go Ms. Sonia but Ouma is inviting us?
Actual Royalty: Yes! She loves tea parties! Almost as much as carbonated drinks!
Twogami: It's not like I have anything better to do
Aid: I'll go!
GamesOverLove&Sex: All of you are going wether you like it or not
Food goes om nom nom: oof. Not like I have anything else to do
Boss Baby Gangsta: There's no way I'm going to a fucking tea party
Hope is Kinky: Kuzuryu, you have no choice. The last time I declined a tea party from Ouma she had DICE enact a total of 50 pranks in a day. A total of 350 pranks in a week continuing on for a month
Dancer Gremlin Lesbian: So no peace for a month
Country Snausage: If I get an entire organisation's attention on me for a month then it's fucking worth it
GamesOverLove&Sex: I declined an invitation once and my embarrasing photos were posted in the classroom remember?
Boss Baby Gangsta: Shit fuck fine I'm going-
GamesOverLove&Sex: Remember guys, I'm doing this for your own good. Also because Sonia invited us.
Country Snausage: Hot damn, do you atleast see their faces when they prank you
Hope is Kinky: Yez
Hope is Kinky: in a clown mask
Twogami: No exactly what he was asking but I suppose Ouma ordered them to do it
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FanfictionSo uh, yes another one of these. Occasional plot and ships included are: Shuichi x Kokichi x Kiibo Kirumi x Kaede Rantaro x Korekiyo Kaito x Maki Himiko x Tenko x Angie Byakuya x Makoto Toko x Komaru Kirigiri x Celestia Sakura x Aoi Souda x Gundham...
