"Class 80th ------------"
Daddy Doctor has changed Tsumugi with no anime and one other username
Daddy Doctor: My bullshittery detector is beeping
Uncle Rick Who?: Isn't that all the time?
Daddy Doctor: Well yes, but it's going off alot louder right now.
Uncle Rick Who?: Well Yokichi and Chiba started a fight.
Daddy Doctor:
Daddy Doctor: jfc. problem children. All of you.
Uncle Rick Who?: Enoshima deserved it
Daddy Doctor: What happened?
Uncle Rick Who?: Well you see, Enoshima is openly transphobic/ homophobic correct? She recently learned her lesson when Kamakura and Hinata teamed up and did something that I don't really care to remember. Apparently, when she's drunk, she's the nono gays people. Yokichi and Chiba heard her comments and started fighting her. Then Class 78th joined in because they're drunk and all they registered was that Yokichi and Chiba hit her for no reason. Then Class 77th joined in and they're on their own side. Lastly, Class 79th joined our side.
Daddy Doctor: Is Mikan in the fight?
Uncle Rick Who?: Probably. It looks like n orgy to be honest.
Daddy Doctor:
Daddy Doctor: Are you drunk?
Uncle Rick Who?: Probably.
Fun Dad has come online
Fun Dad: Yeah he is lmao. He's apparently a no filter drunk
Daddy Doctor: I resent you.
Fun Dad: <3?
Daddy Doctor: Not today.
Fun Dad: Aw
Daddy Doctor: Who isn't in the fight?
Fun Dad: Togami, Nagito, Kamakura, Sasaki, Tsumugi, Saihara, Kirigiri, Naegi and myself.
Daddy Doctor: where did the parental units go
Fun Dad: Drunk and fighting lol.
Daddy Doctor: I give up.
Fun Dad: Bout time! C'mere, I'll give cuddles as Sugiyama records the entire thing.
Daddy Doctor: You know what? Fine. I'll lecture them tomorrow.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Daddy Doctor: And what did you do wrong?
Arachne: pulled hair out
Virtual Auntie: punched Chihiro
Cishet: dropkicked Ikusaba
Despair Polka: Encouraged their behavior
Haha Guitar go brr: Nothing. Enoshima deserved it.
Daddy Doctor: She. Was. Drunk.
Uncle Rick Who?: A drunk person's words are usually their sober thoughts nuestro querido papa
Cishet: We get it! You're a language prodigy
Uncle Rick Who?: Ferme la putain de salope.
YOU ARE READING
Another Danganronpa Chatfic :D
FanfictionSo uh, yes another one of these. Occasional plot and ships included are: Shuichi x Kokichi x Kiibo Kirumi x Kaede Rantaro x Korekiyo Kaito x Maki Himiko x Tenko x Angie Byakuya x Makoto Toko x Komaru Kirigiri x Celestia Sakura x Aoi Souda x Gundham...